Sarah is better than leftover pizza, unmarked sale items, snow days, wood burning pens, Father’s Day cookie cakes, Liz Lemon quotes, Zach Morris (college years), daylight savings time, pictures of people taking pictures, good puns, bad puns, podcast Mondays and Flava Flav’s chicken joint in Iowa. She is going to be a starchitect so she has to be at Tulane for the time being. We miss you, Sat. Come back soon. Thanks.

  1. Nadegda

    This is the best story I’ve ever read. I like how you specified all the auonmts of gold, like he was in an RPG (I suppose that goes with dedicating the book to Super Nintendo). Truth be told, this is exactly the kind of story I used to write when I was a kid.